ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

tatehorror:

nottatehorror:

If you let your sims family live a full and happy life I’m judging you

me sexting just now

actionables:

him: how many times will we fuck

me:

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feellng:

The “Lion whisperer” Kevin richardson.

tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim)

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM


unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction