Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
The “Lion whisperer” Kevin richardson.
my tumblr clique is just me
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
- mom: what was that?
- me: my shirt fell
- mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
- me: i was in it
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap