The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
STEAL MY GIRL WAS CO-WRITTEN BY ZAYN MALIK AND ED SHEERAN IM OFFICIALLY DEAD
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
"your taste in music kinda sucks"
Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”