Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
him: how many times will we fuck
The “Lion whisperer” Kevin richardson.
my tumblr clique is just me
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction